American Idol: Andrew Garcia, Katie Stevens out

The other hopeful voted off the island, Katie Stevens, has also been walking on fumes these past few weeks, although it kind of makes you wonder if he still has to go to the prom, as promised, with the guy who can prove he voted for her over any other lonely pervert.

There were only so lots of ways this week's results show could have gone with "American Idol" being forced to exile two contestants after last week's judges' save. And every possible scenario included an unhappy ending for Andrew Garcia. His time to go had come and gone lots of times by now for him to rise above the bottom two. What is kind of mournful, though, is that his performance was the only decent moment in that cringe-inducing medley that opened Wednesday's show.

I know he is not elderly to drink, but cider?! You can drink my cider from an elderly fruit jar?!

I eagerly await his cover of "I Require Your Cider" on George Michael week, "Too Full of Cider to Go in Cider" on Jello Biafra week and "Blame it on the Cider," of work, on Jamie Foxx week.